Why was the uncle talking about “Little Sisters” and “Big Daddies”? Because he spent the morning under the sea in Rapture and was convinced the gravy was actually “ADAM.”
Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!