Why did the Pentagon love robots in 2015? Because a “Swarm of Drones” doesn’t need to be paid, doesn’t need a pension, and—most importantly—doesn’t have a mother to call the Senator when things go wrong.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
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Classic. Simply classic.