What’s the most 2013 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘YOLO’ defense doesn’t work for grand theft auto.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
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Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!