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2013 Classic: The 2013 Legacy

 What’s the most 2013 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining why a ‘YOLO’ defense doesn’t work for grand theft auto.”

Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Skate_Or_Die_9909/16/2006 22:30Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Dark_Knight_Joker08/17/2009 03:06Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Student_Life_0108/11/2000 23:42Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@MP3_Encoder05/08/2014 02:11128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Malware_Hunter04/19/1998 00:12Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Breakfast_Club_B11/09/2013 06:04Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Shagadelic_9705/09/1995 15:26This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Double_Rainbow_G10/31/2002 00:21What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

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