2011 Classic: The Number
I’m “counting” my followers—all ten of them! Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Legacy: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “Special Siri-Narrated” version of our wedding video. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Wedding Video
2010 Legacy: The Port
Why did the blonde bring a suitcase to her computer? She heard it had a “USB port.” Part of the 51 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Port
2010 Legacy: The Shrek Forever After
“I made a deal with Rumpelstiltskin!” “To get your old life back?” “No, to get out of going to your sister’s baby shower.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Shrek Forever After
2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry
“California Gurls, we’re unforgettable!” “Sir, you’re from New Jersey. Sit down.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Katy Perry
2009 Vintage: The Five
I’m “alive.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Flash Animation Sunset
Watching the students slowly migrate away from old browser flash games on websites like AddictingGames, moving their attention to early smartphone screen-tapping instead. Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Flash Animation Sunset
2008 Vintage: The iPhone 3G
It has GPS! My husband still managed to get lost going to the new grocery store. Part of the 59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron… Read More »2008 Vintage: The iPhone 3G
2008 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue