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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Still here. Still classic. Still $18.Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: T...read more »

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »

@ICQ_Master9906/21/2011 15:57Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@X-Gen_Mark07/13/2003 21:11This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor10/28/2002 04:10At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/26/1996 18:56This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Ferris_Bueller01/30/2006 18:42Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Flash_Game_Dev11/25/2002 16:45I should make a game about this joke.

@Streamer_Pro_9910/29/2014 19:13Thanks for the donation and the joke!