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2009 Vintage: The Five

 I’m “alive.”

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator04/04/2005 03:18Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings01/13/1996 20:18One joke to rule them all!
@Gladiator_Proximo05/30/2004 06:38Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Orkut_Member_9910/29/2006 19:15A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Rocket_Jumper04/04/2013 03:30This humor took me to new heights!

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