2004 Classic: The OutKast (The Way You Move) Fan
“I love the way you move… into the socket.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Redesign of the Uniform (ACU)
Why did the Army introduce the “Universal Camouflage Pattern” in 2004? So that soldiers could blend in perfectly—provided they were fighting inside a grey gravel… Read More »2004 Archive: The Redesign of the Uniform (ACU)
2003 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings Conclusion
A guy says, “The journey is over!” The bartender says, “Good, now you can finally leave this stool.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings Conclusion
2003 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s affecting the local tides. Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Suitcase
2002 Legacy: The Emo Kid
“The bulb isn’t out, it’s just expressing its inner sadness.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow archive. Historically Verified
2002 Legacy: The Desktop Search
Why did it take 20 minutes? Because Windows had to “index” the entire universe just to find a file named “Report.doc.” Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Desktop Search
2001 Vintage: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Bug
2001 Legacy: The Desktop Screen Saver Hypnosis
Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the Windows “3D Pipes” animation, convinced it’s a live security feed from… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Desktop Screen Saver Hypnosis
2000 Vintage: The “W” Signature
Why did George W. Bush start using the “W”? To make sure nobody confused him with his dad, or with the guy who almost won… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “W” Signature
1999 Vintage: Pokémon (Gold/Silver Hype)
Why were kids still obsessed with yellow rats? Because we were all waiting for the 100 new Pokémon to drop so we could finally “Catch… Read More »1999 Vintage: Pokémon (Gold/Silver Hype)