1999 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
My new alarm clock mimics the sunrise. She just closes the curtains and tells me it’s “not morning until she says so.” Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
1999 Legacy: The Manhattan
A guy orders a Manhattan and says, “I want to be a part of it… before it’s gone.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Manhattan
1999 Vintage: Pokémon (Gold/Silver Hype)
Why were kids still obsessed with yellow rats? Because we were all waiting for the 100 new Pokémon to drop so we could finally “Catch… Read More »1999 Vintage: Pokémon (Gold/Silver Hype)
1999 Vintage: The Itzhak Perlman Performance
Why was he there? To remind everyone that “Fiddler on the Roof” is more emotional than any medical drama cliffhanger. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Itzhak Perlman Performance
1999 Legacy: The Senate Acquittal
Why was Bill Clinton so calm during the 1999 trial? Because he knew that in a room full of politicians, “Not Guilty” is just another… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Senate Acquittal
1998 Vintage: The Elevator
I’m tired of these elevator jokes. They’re starting to work on many levels. Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive.… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Elevator
1998 Vintage: The Bolt
I’m a runner. I’m making a break for it. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Salt Rim
A margarita says to the salt, “Thanks for sticking with me.” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Salt Rim
1997 Classic: The Professional Smile
What is the difference between a lawyer and a 1997 digital camera? The camera actually captures the truth occasionally. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Professional Smile
1997 Legacy: The Window
I’m a cleaner. I’m just pane-fully honest. Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified