2018 Classic: The Dentist

“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Bitcoin’?” “It’s 2018, Dave. We only take real money and gold teeth.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9710/30/2004 22:52Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@HTML_Hacker01/06/2011 08:43<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo11/30/2013 15:40Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry01/30/1998 13:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Shagadelic_9711/22/2008 06:22This joke is very shagadelic, man!

@Top_List_Winner03/27/2014 23:42Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost10/27/1995 03:52Laughing at the security of my own ribs!