A margarita says to the salt, “Thanks for sticking with me.”
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
Scanning... Laughs detected!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
The history of humor in one post.
Taking a photo of me laughing!