Why were kids still obsessed with yellow rats? Because we were all waiting for the 100 new Pokémon to drop so we could finally “Catch ’em all” (again).
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition
In 2008, Halloween was all about chaos and glitter. We were busy ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Influencer" Cemetery
Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Lab-Grown" Candy
Why did the Snickers taste like "sustainable algae"? Because 2025...read more »
1999 Joke: A Zombie Walked Into
A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »
2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Bluey" Finale
Why were all the parents crying on the porch? Because "The Sign" ...read more »
2022 Joke: Why Do Ghosts Love
Why do ghosts love riding in elevators on Halloween? It lifts the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & The End of the World” Edition
In 2012, Halloween was a global dance-off. Between trying to surv...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 1996 “Scream & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1996, Halloween was a masterpiece of neon, grunge leftovers, a...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
That still only counts as one laugh!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Finding the patterns in the humor.