1998 Vintage: The Elevator

I’m tired of these elevator jokes. They’re starting to work on many levels.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

It had too many problems.read more »

A dino-snore.read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »

Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said? Dad: What an od...read more »

Because he Neverlands.read more »

Kid: I had a thought. Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

Kid: What time is it? Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »

Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid: An artichoke. Dad: Well...read more »

@StarWars_Nerd06/22/2007 21:53The farce is strong with this one!

@Overclocker_Pro08/16/1995 05:06My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Neo_The_One04/26/2011 16:45I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@RoboCop_9009/24/2013 02:34Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@Goosebumps_Kid09/15/2015 19:13Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy05/05/2006 11:48That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Bill_Ted_Excell03/15/2003 07:47Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Warcraft_Orc05/31/1998 19:23Work, work... and laugh, laugh!