1999 Legacy: The Manhattan

A guy orders a Manhattan and says, “I want to be a part of it… before it’s gone.”

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@Encarta_User01/29/1996 23:49I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Matrix_Rebel07/06/2013 11:09I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@RoboCop_9009/27/2006 20:26Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@First_World_P04/22/2008 18:53My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Confused_Travolta01/08/2000 04:39Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.