Sitting perfectly still in an office chair for twenty minutes, completely mesmerized by the Windows “3D Pipes” animation, convinced it’s a live security feed from a modern plumbing factory.
Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2001 “Windows XP, iPod Confusion & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
That was intense... and funny!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
The human guide to online humor.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.