2003 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings Conclusion

A guy says, “The journey is over!” The bartender says, “Good, now you can finally leave this stool.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Myspace_First_Friend11/28/2002 14:54I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@CRT_Degauss02/04/2015 10:28BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Memento_Guy11/04/2007 03:54Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Judge_Dredd_Law04/10/1995 16:59I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Sixteen_Candles08/06/2000 21:21I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Chain_Mail_Hater04/01/2012 14:11I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Top_List_Winner12/24/2015 10:15Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!