2021 Archive: The WandaVision Snub
Why no major wins for Marvel? Because the Academy still thinks magic and superheroes are “just for fun,” even if they’re in 50 different TV… Read More »2021 Archive: The WandaVision Snub
2021 Classic: The “Emotional Damage” Quote
Why was the accountant yelling at his spreadsheet? Because the formula gave him a “REF!” error and he felt the “Emotional Damage” in his soul.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Emotional Damage” Quote
2021 Classic: The Bear
It’s a “bear” market for jokes. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but the kidney is waiting for its second dose.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Transplant
2021 Classic: The El Chapo’s Wife Sentencing
Why was the “Cartel Queen” in the news? To remind us that even the most glamorous lifestyle eventually leads to a very un-glamorous orange jumpsuit.… Read More »2021 Classic: The El Chapo’s Wife Sentencing
2018 Vintage: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity Edition… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Annie
2018 Classic: The Dentist
“You have a cavity.” “Can I pay in ‘Bitcoin’?” “It’s 2018, Dave. We only take real money and gold teeth.” Part of the 66 Doctor… Read More »2018 Classic: The Dentist
2017 Vintage: The Happy Death Day Mask
Why the loop? For a horror movie that proved Groundhog Day is much scarier when a guy in a baby mask keeps stabbing you. Part… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Happy Death Day Mask
2017 Archive: Best New Artist
Why Chance the Rapper? Because “coloring books” are apparently more profitable than major label contracts. Part of the 35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak… Read More »2017 Archive: Best New Artist
2016 Archive: The Bottle Flip Epidemic
Why did the math teacher look so completely exhausted? Because every time he turned his back to write on the chalkboard, he heard a rhythmic,… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bottle Flip Epidemic