Why was the “Cartel Queen” in the news? To remind us that even the most glamorous lifestyle eventually leads to a very un-glamorous orange jumpsuit.
Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
In 2025, a candidate campaigned in three states at once via holog...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Solar Eclipse (Again)
Why did everyone look up in April? Because it was the only time i...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Argentina Election (Milei)
Why did they elect a guy with a chainsaw? Because after 100% infl...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Short King" Spring
Why was this a thing? To prove that in 2024, "Height" is just a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Water Wars of 2025
Why were neighboring countries fighting over rain? Because "cloud...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Nine-Dash Line" Barbie Crisis
Why did Vietnam ban Barbie? Because a cartoon map proved that in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The French "Snap" Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Border Patrol
Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Pope's Puffer Jacket
Why did everyone believe in the Pope in a white puffer coat? Beca...read more »
41 Politicians Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Subprime Shakes” Edition
In 2007, politics began to fit into pockets, and the economy bega...read more »
😜 More from category: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why did the political elite go back to flip phones? Not for nosta...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition
In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »
2025 Legacy: The First AI Senator
Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
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