2021 Vintage: The Transplant

“We found a donor, but the kidney is waiting for its second dose.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

@Netscape_Ninja02/23/2012 01:35Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor08/24/2004 06:59At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Incredibles_Dash05/06/2015 14:58That was super fast and super funny!

@Jesus_Quintana10/13/2008 22:59Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Talladega_N_R04/27/2009 10:20If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/15/2007 14:08Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!