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2015 Classic: The New Year’s 2016 Resolution

 “My resolution is to find out what color the dress really was… and maybe join a gym.”

Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
 "I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
2025 Legacy: The White Lotus 3
 "I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition
In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/31/2001 23:57Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Shrek_Donkey02/26/2006 02:25And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Unix_Wizard07/17/1998 22:07sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Pentium_Power11/05/2013 06:58My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@CSS_Master_9907/20/1997 17:14Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/31/2012 16:55I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Daria_Morg05/08/2015 08:17My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Uncle_Rico_9808/25/1997 20:24I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Confused_Travolta06/11/2001 01:04Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Last_Commenter04/03/2006 06:04Saving the best laugh for last!

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