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2014 Archive: The Gone Girl

 A guy asks, “Have you seen my wife?” The bartender says, “She was here, but she left a very confusing diary and a lot of blood. You might want to run.”

Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/19/1999 15:40They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Incredibles_Dash08/08/2002 00:24That was super fast and super funny!
@Broadband_Newbie03/27/2004 09:07Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@White_Goodman_G02/01/2007 19:53We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Delicious_Links04/18/2010 23:53Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular07/15/2013 12:11I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Lag_Victim_0110/26/2011 03:09I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Arthas_Fan_0207/09/1996 02:59Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Maplestory_Kid04/23/2014 13:44@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!

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