A guy asks, “Have you seen my wife?” The bartender says, “She was here, but she left a very confusing diary and a lot of blood. You might want to run.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
2024 Archive: The White Russian
"The Dude abides the AI revolution."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: Th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition
In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
That was super fast and super funny!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
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