2022 Legacy: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout

Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent.

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Resident_Evil_Z05/18/2002 18:00Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/13/2013 23:57I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@DotCom_Survivor03/26/2001 20:34I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan02/20/2010 17:06Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Judge_Dredd_Law10/24/2002 19:46I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Boxxy_Queen01/22/2001 05:31I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!