A shot glass says to the beer mug, “I may be small, but I pack a punch.” The mug says, “I may be big, but I’m mostly gas.”
Part of the 72 Bar Jokes: The 1997 “Cocktail Renaissance & Spice Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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