2024 Vintage: The Closing Argument

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Personal AI Assistant.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Doom_Guy03/25/2007 02:49Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/09/2009 11:23Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Full_House_Michelle03/15/2007 05:23You got it, dude! Very funny.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/14/2004 00:56I am crying... with laughter!

@Unix_Wizard02/06/2009 19:37sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Malware_Hunter04/29/2000 20:48Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Pretty_In_Pink05/16/1998 09:50Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Rocket_Jumper06/23/2004 14:20This humor took me to new heights!