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2022 Vintage: The Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard

 We spent six weeks watching a court case in Virginia. I told my wife I’m going to “object” every time she asks me a question. She “overruled” my life.

Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer11/30/1998 09:34Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole02/13/2008 10:16I see funny people... everywhere!
@Kernel_Panic_9805/08/2004 12:11This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Pedro_For_Pres03/02/2000 11:20Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Numa_Numa_Guy07/23/2006 12:28Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Protoss_Pylon06/16/2015 12:47You must construct additional laughs!
@Flash_Game_Dev08/18/2008 20:43I should make a game about this joke.

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