2017 Archive: The Imagine Dragons

“Thunder.” I told her I’m the lightning before the thunder. She said, “You’re just the snoring before the complaints.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station....read more »

In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan12/20/2007 09:41Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Vaporwave_Original03/31/2015 00:00Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Scream_Ghostface07/27/1999 03:23Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Antivirus_Pro12/29/2007 05:53No viruses here, just good vibes.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/27/2010 16:51One billion... laughs!

@Napoleon_Dyna09/26/2009 12:11Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Trololo_Man_7006/02/2005 23:15Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/27/2003 03:48Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.