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🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
Why did the astronaut break up...
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Answer: Beca...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & Ratatouille” Edition
In 2007, the coolest thing you could own was an iPod Touch, and t...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2004 “Shrek 2 & Razr Flip” Edition
In 2004, the peak of entertainment was watching Puss in Boots do ...read more »
Why did the soccer player bring...
Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
Answer: To t...read more »
Why don’t teddy bears ever get...
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry?
Answer: Because they’re a...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dragon Warrior” Edition
In 2008, the coolest thing was playing Mario Kart Wii w...read more »
Why did the cow go to...
Why did the cow go to space?
Answer: To see the moooon!read more »
Why did the dinosaur cross the...
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken...read more »
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How does a scientist freshen her...
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-min...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 2010 “Minions & Angry Birds” Edition
In 2010, the pinnacle of style was a Silly Bandz bracelet, and th...read more »
What do you call a bear...
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!read more »
What do you call a can...
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Answer: A can’t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.