2022 Legacy: The Downton Abbey 2

I told her I’m an aristocrat. She told me to go “aristocratically” clean the dog mess.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

It burned "I HATE YOU" into my toast. I told my wife she needs t...read more »

The dog said, "Feed me, you bald idiot." My wife said, "Finally,...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

They turn opaque when I try to look at the neighbor’s new car. M...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

@Zelda_Link12/29/2007 22:53It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Scanner_Darkly10/21/2002 15:13I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@MP3_Encoder05/01/2009 05:09128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Abe_Sapien_Fan03/12/2000 07:00I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!

@StoneCold_31612/26/2004 15:13And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Happy_Tree_Fans06/26/2013 00:00So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

@True_Story_Neil06/02/2010 04:18True story! I was there!

@Influencer_9903/19/2008 13:41My followers need to see this!