We saw the movie. We were traumatized. We haven’t looked at each other the same way since.
Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition
In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »
2025 Classic: The Drone Delivery
My beer arrived via drone. It landed on the neighbor’s roof. I t...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
2025 Joke: Marriage Lets You Annoy
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Joke: Marriage Is When A
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition
In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living...
“All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I am crying... with laughter!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
There is a joke in my boot!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.