I looked at my X-ray. I asked the doctor what that dark spot was. He said, “That’s a smudge on the lens, but we’ll charge… Read More »1995 Archive: The X-Ray

 I asked the nurse for a glass of water. She said, “Check your insurance, you’re only covered for ice chips.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1995 Classic: The Nurse

 I asked if his hands were steady. He said, “They’re fine as long as I don’t think about my ex-wife.” Part of the 55 Doctor… Read More »1995 Classic: The Surgeon’s Hands

 What’s the difference between God and a 1995 surgeon? God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager &… Read More »1995 Classic: The Surgeon

 “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.” “Well, stop going to those places!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription”… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Bone

 The sign says “Walk-ins Welcome.” I walked in. They told me the next available appointment is in 1997. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Clinic

 I told the doctor I started jogging to get healthy. He said, “That’s great, it’ll help the paramedics find your body in a more scenic… Read More »1995 Archive: The Jogging

 My doctor said I need glasses. I told him I already have them. He said, “Then why did you walk into the closet and try… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Glasses

 “Doctor, I have a cold.” “Take some orange juice and rest.” “But my friend said I should take antibiotics.” “Then go see your friend, he… Read More »1995 Archive: The Cold

 I told the doctor I’m afraid of heights. He moved my exam to the basement. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager &… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Phobia