1995 Classic: The Nurse

I asked the nurse for a glass of water. She said, “Check your insurance, you’re only covered for ice chips.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ11/03/1998 05:22Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Cyber_Security_X12/18/1996 23:44Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Speed_Racer_Go07/25/2011 03:02Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Fat_Bastard_Get12/19/2006 13:34Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@White_Goodman_G04/29/1998 05:45We’re better than you, and we know it!

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