I told the doctor I’m afraid of heights. He moved my exam to the basement.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Neural-Link 2
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