I asked the surgeon how much for the operation. He said, “Five thousand dollars.” I said, “I could get a new car for that!” He… Read More »1995 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee

 I asked what the mystery meat was. The nurse said, “It’s a mystery to us too, that’s why we’re a teaching hospital.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Hospital Food

 I told the doctor it hurts when I do this (raising my arm). He looked at me and said, “Then don’t do that. That’ll be… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Diagnosis

 “Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.” “Next!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 I asked if I’d feel anything. He said, “Not until you see the ‘Amount Owed’ column.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager… Read More »1995 Archive: The Anesthesia