1995 Vintage: The Operation

I asked if the operation was successful. He said, “I don’t know, I’m still looking for my watch. Have you seen it?”

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@Duke_Nukem_Quotes09/07/2004 01:02Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan08/07/1995 09:51I am crying... with laughter!

@Clueless_Dionne01/23/2008 21:32Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Gladiator_Proximo08/19/2008 00:11Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!

@Harry_Potter_Ron01/24/1998 17:37Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Success_Kid_Win02/12/1998 08:06Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh12/28/1995 07:32Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@PopUp_Blocker_X01/02/2015 11:25I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Runescape_Noob08/15/2010 01:53Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!