My doctor told me I have the heart of a 20-year-old. He also told me I should probably give it back to him before the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Heart

 I asked where my appendix was. He said, “In a jar in my office. I needed a down payment on my boat.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Anatomy

 “Next patient, please!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Since ER started airing, my doctor wears a leather jacket and tries to slide across the floor to my exam table. I told him he’s not George… Read More »1995 Vintage: The ER Effect

 He hit my knee with that little rubber hammer. I kicked him in the chin. He said, “Well, your reflexes are fine, but your attitude… Read More »1995 Archive: The Reflex

 I asked how long the recovery would be. He said, “About six months. Three for the wound to heal, and three for you to pay… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Recovery

 I told my doctor I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Fine, you’re ugly too.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager &… Read More »1995 Classic: The Second Opinion

 Why did the 1995 doctor cross the road? Because his HMO told him the patient on the other side was out of network. Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The HMO

 “Doctor, I’m a universal donor.” “Great, I’m a universal biller. We’re a perfect match.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription”… Read More »1995 Classic: The Blood

 I spent three hours filling out forms at the clinic. By the time I saw the doctor, my original injury had healed, but I’d developed… Read More »1995 Classic: The Insurance Form