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1995 Legacy: The Last Word

 “Next patient, please!”

Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy12/07/1996 07:32Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/03/1996 00:44I am crying... with laughter!
@Eminem_Fan_0009/22/2002 07:18Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@StoneCold_31602/14/2007 07:01And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Bam_Margera_Fan04/14/2003 06:27Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@CatDog_Alone10/14/2002 00:13One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Keyboard_Cat_P03/07/2014 05:40Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@HotBot_User01/24/1999 06:02Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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