Since ER started airing, my doctor wears a leather jacket and tries to slide across the floor to my exam table. I told him he’s not George Clooney; he’s just a man who needs to check my blood pressure.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
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Do ya like dags? And jokes?
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!