My doctor told me I have the heart of a 20-year-old. He also told me I should probably give it back to him before the police arrive.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Genetic Wonder
Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition
In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine Race & Hybrid Health” Edition
In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Ego
"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Archive: The Exercise
"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pager
My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
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I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
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