1995 Legacy: The Anatomy

I asked where my appendix was. He said, “In a jar in my office. I needed a down payment on my boat.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9702/01/2012 16:21Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Cheers_Norm08/25/2011 06:40Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Nsync_Justin01/22/2005 10:46Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan11/06/2005 08:18Silently laughing in the snow.

@Salt_Bae_Original05/01/2005 02:01Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Space_Background08/17/1995 04:55The stars are aligned for this joke.

@ODP_Editor_9908/23/1997 06:00Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Podcast_Listener07/06/2014 05:48I’ll mention this in my next episode!