“Doctor, I have a cold.” “Take some orange juice and rest.” “But my friend said I should take antibiotics.” “Then go see your friend, he clearly went to medical school too.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
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Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
First! And it’s funny!