“We found some blood in your alcohol system,” the doctor noted. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Blood Test

I asked for the generic version of the medicine. The doctor gave me a handful of dirt and told me to “think healthy thoughts.” Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Generic

He tapped my knee, and nothing happened. He said, “Well, your insurance must have expired. Your body isn’t even trying anymore.” Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Classic: The Reflex

My dentist said I need a crown. I said, “Finally, someone who recognizes my royalty!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Dentist

I stepped on the scale and it printed a ticket that said, “To be continued.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care… Read More »1996 Classic: The Scale

 Since ER started airing, my doctor wears a leather jacket and tries to slide across the floor to my exam table. I told him he’s not George… Read More »1995 Vintage: The ER Effect

 He hit my knee with that little rubber hammer. I kicked him in the chin. He said, “Well, your reflexes are fine, but your attitude… Read More »1995 Archive: The Reflex

 I asked how long the recovery would be. He said, “About six months. Three for the wound to heal, and three for you to pay… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Recovery

 I told my doctor I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Fine, you’re ugly too.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager &… Read More »1995 Classic: The Second Opinion

 Why did the 1995 doctor cross the road? Because his HMO told him the patient on the other side was out of network. Part of… Read More »1995 Legacy: The HMO