1996 Classic: The Reflex

He tapped my knee, and nothing happened. He said, “Well, your insurance must have expired. Your body isn’t even trying anymore.”

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@Y2K_Ready01/31/1998 11:22If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ09/01/2012 22:41Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/05/2008 02:28Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan07/07/2010 06:22Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Top_Gun_Maverick07/26/1998 08:09I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Nyan_Cat_Space04/27/2015 16:15Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Guestbook_Signer12/26/2009 02:29Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Map_Maker_X02/02/2005 02:54The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.