1996 Legacy: The Generic

I asked for the generic version of the medicine. The doctor gave me a handful of dirt and told me to “think healthy thoughts.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lara_Croft_9605/16/1995 19:35Found a real treasure with this one.

@Nsync_Justin02/04/2007 20:46Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Mean_Girls_Regina01/01/1996 06:07Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Bam_Margera_Fan04/29/2013 15:15Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Brennan_Huff_X10/04/2005 23:22I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Runescape_Noob03/03/2005 16:47Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Flash_Game_Dev09/17/1998 00:20I should make a game about this joke.

@iPhone_User_0702/15/1999 23:15There’s an app for that? No, just this site!