I told the doctor I couldn’t pay the bill all at once. He said, “No problem, I’ll just put back the kidney we took out… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Bill

 I took my doctor’s prescription to the pharmacist. He looked at it, went to the back, and came back with a live chicken and a… Read More »1995 Classic: The Handwriting

 I asked if this medicine has any side effects. He said, “Only one: you’ll suddenly find yourself unable to afford your mortgage.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Medicine

 “Do you exercise?” “I do a lot of lifting.” “Weightlifting?” “No, lifting myself off the couch.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Exercise

 I asked if the operation was successful. He said, “I don’t know, I’m still looking for my watch. Have you seen it?” Part of the… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Operation

 My doctor’s pager went off during my physical. He looked at it and said, “I have to go, it’s an emergency!” I asked what happened.… Read More »1995 Archive: The Pager

 My doctor told me I have the heart of a 20-year-old. He also told me I should probably give it back to him before the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Heart

 I asked where my appendix was. He said, “In a jar in my office. I needed a down payment on my boat.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Anatomy

 “Next patient, please!” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified

 Since ER started airing, my doctor wears a leather jacket and tries to slide across the floor to my exam table. I told him he’s not George… Read More »1995 Vintage: The ER Effect