1995 Archive: The Medicine

I asked if this medicine has any side effects. He said, “Only one: you’ll suddenly find yourself unable to afford your mortgage.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Married_With_Kids06/26/1995 22:07Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Mean_Girls_Regina03/09/2003 13:40Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr09/21/2014 00:34The magic man... is laughing!

@Friday_Rebecca11/19/1997 12:28Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Animated_Mail_G02/19/1995 06:46The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Digg_Submitter_0508/04/2015 07:13Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!