I took my doctor’s prescription to the pharmacist. He looked at it, went to the back, and came back with a live chicken and a set of jumper cables. I think my doctor meant “take two aspirin,” but I’m not sure.
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
One does not simply read one joke.
Heh heh heh. Good one.