1995 Vintage: The Bill

I told the doctor I couldn’t pay the bill all at once. He said, “No problem, I’ll just put back the kidney we took out until you can.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

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"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

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"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

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@Seinfeld_George07/02/2001 19:05What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@Modem_Meltdown01/11/1999 15:17My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Jurassic_Park_Grant06/27/2014 22:10They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@USB_Pioneer10/25/2010 03:28Plug and Play laughter!

@Silk_Road_Ghost01/01/2008 18:51Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Trainspotting_Rent12/07/2015 05:43Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Nirvana_Teen08/08/2015 21:38Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Neopets_Trader05/16/2006 06:40Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!