1996 Classic: The Scale

I stepped on the scale and it printed a ticket that said, “To be continued.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan06/07/1997 19:04Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Shrek_Donkey06/30/2011 12:14And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@C++_Dev_9802/27/2004 07:06I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@CSS_Master_9912/15/2002 15:45Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Kazaa_Leecher06/30/1996 18:10I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Arthas_Fan_0209/21/1997 19:17Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Cool_Story_Bro04/09/2005 11:07Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/27/2008 12:48Laughing at the security of my own ribs!