I told the doctor I started jogging to get healthy. He said, “That’s great, it’ll help the paramedics find your body in a more scenic location.”
Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1995 “Pager & Prescription” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
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