1995 Archive: The Clinic

The sign says “Walk-ins Welcome.” I walked in. They told me the next available appointment is in 1997.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

@Beverly_Hills_9021012/11/1999 14:27The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Winamp_Playlist11/12/1997 04:03Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Blade_Runner_201902/21/2000 15:12All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/03/2008 10:21Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Sum41_Skater03/19/2013 06:58In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!

@Bam_Margera_Fan02/19/2008 13:50Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Top_Gun_Maverick11/27/2006 17:03I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@DMOZ_Volunteer05/14/1999 14:58Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Lag_Victim_0112/13/2013 09:56I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!