1995 Classic: The Surgeon

What’s the difference between God and a 1995 surgeon? God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

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@Win95_Fanatic01/03/2009 18:07This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Napster_Leech11/05/2015 04:18Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@SpiderMan_Peter11/02/2012 06:48My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione01/22/1995 13:07It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Unix_Wizard12/10/2000 15:49sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Mini_Me_Rocks09/02/2004 16:00... (Laughter in silence).

@Tuenti_Specialist01/30/1999 22:22A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Stick_Death_Fan08/28/1997 20:01Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@I_See_What_You12/15/2003 22:47I see what you did there. Clever!